bunny-butch:

Anyone who thinks STEM is more important for humankind than the humanities needs to look into the fucking bonkers social engineering schemes and inhuman philosophies cooked up by Bay Area techies who fear AI gods and robots taking over the world but don’t give a shit about the massive homeless population suffering and dying in the streets of their own city

c3po:

so the whole bottom and top thing is real. i just assumed everybody took turns. i thought we all cared about equality 

dingdongyouarewrong:

elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans

firefighterzarya:

Life is so crazy. Once there was a single-celled organism and bc of the process of evolution I’m now here watching soap carving videos at 2 am. Nothing means anything

imp-deactivated20171219:

straight couples in 2018 be like

we are queer because we grow our own microgreens.

thegestianpoet:

[straight woke person on tumblr voice] sure I still use the women in my life as unpaid therapists and have to smoke two joints before I can be sexually intimate with anybody. but asexual people? they are clearly traumatized and lying to themselves 

kugelschreibers:

mary calling her son to tell on all these basic bitches at the met gala who didn’t follow the god damn dress code